At 4 p.m.: 'Oh yeah? Well, uh...' at 5 p.m.: Epic diss!
"In middle school, a boy pointed to me and asked his friend Mitch, 'What about her?' Mitch said, very audibly, 'I’d never go out with her because she’s fat.' At the time, I crumpled into my desk and cried. But I wish I would have told him I prefer guys whose names don’t rhyme with bitch.""A random girl in a group chat I was part of asked me if I was gay because I said I supported LGBTQ+ rights. I wish I'd said, 'Well, I support animal rights too.
One day, the whole department went out to lunch at an Italian restaurant. He ordered wine, and a pregnant coworker ordered an appetizer along with her main course. He said: 'Nobody ordered an appetizer? Oh I see, the whale did.' I realized later what I should have said to defend my coworker: 'Nobody ordered any wine? Oh I see, the alcoholic did.'""My Precalculus teacher was taking questions about the homework, which not one student in the class understood.
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