'Girls will suffer unearthly tragedies and still run errands the same day with a smile on their face but if a man’s parents divorce when he is 12 he will unleash his wrath on the world for the rest of his life' —@soupinthering
"Girls will suffer unearthly tragedies and still run errands the same day with a smile on their face but if a man’s parents divorce when he is 12 he will unleash his wrath on the world for the rest of his life" —@soupintheringThis has been a tough week for everyone, so here are 27 funny tweets by women to make your life a little brighter!
Guys I love my husband, but I asked him to find me a chocolate covered crisp rice treat - like a crunch bar - and the man returned with lightly salted rice cakes and suggested I melt chocolate chips on them Amtrak guy scanned my ticket and I said “how are you” and his response was “only 23 years until retirement”
i was watching monsters inc with my niece and I was like “just wait for the bloopers they’re so funny” and then we watched to the end of the credits and… there were no bloopers. disney+… you have made a fool of me for the last time I ate a sharp chip and you’re laughing. I ate a too sharp chip and hurt the roof of my mouth and you’re laughing
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