I'm jet-lagged in Jakarta and I open the dating apps that I installed for the first time a month ago. They're all trash. Commitment is scarce these days, just like eye contact.
I'm jet-lagged in Jakarta and I open the dating apps that I installed for the first time a month ago. They're all trash. Commitment is scarce these days, just like eye contact. I succumb to jet lag and head to the hotel gym, which makes no sense since it's the opposite of sleep. Instead of working out, I schedule a two-hour afternoon massage. I turn on Spotify and sing along to Brian McKnight's "Anytime" in the shower. I'm tone-deaf but compensate with enthusiasm.
After I land, I wait five long minutes for the smoothie worker to come before mistaking a Popeye's worker on his break for said smoothie person. Eight chicken strips it is. My Uber gets lost so I absorb the $5 cancellation fee and then call another ride. I forgot a wedding gift! The couple's website has no registry, and the list I Google of top gifts doesn't include anything memorable, so I get them nothing. My buddies ask where I'm at and I lie that my flight was delayed.
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