BOFH: Don't be nervous, Mr Consultant. Come right this way …
The Boss adds:"They're the implementation team for the new financial system rollout and just want to do some preliminary planning.""The financial system rollout!" the Boss snaps back."You came to a meeting about it six months ago.""You apparently agreed we should proceed with the project. They've made inroads!""Yeah, small pies," the PFY says."Apricot – and apple. Very nice.""It is to me" the PFY says.
The Boss looks around shiftily, then decides that he doesn't need to ring HR to challenge this fabrication just yet. Sugar has no noticeable effect on the PFY's belligerence. He has a resting belligerence level of about 87 percent, which increases rapidly in the presence of software salespeople.
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