I sit down with Delbert Giggins, candidate for Dogcatcher of Cactus Flats, Arizona
This is my final candidate interview for the 2022 election:I prefer the title of Critter Control Officer. And before you ask, no, here in Cactus Flats we don’t round up strays and shoot ’em.I’m out to prove to folks who say this country is going to the dogs that they’re barking up the wrong tree. And I just couldn’t stand by and watch my opponent treat our democracy like a fire hydrant anymore.None. Like Astro, you might be saying “Ruh-roh” at this point, but hear me out.I’ll work like a dog.
I double dog dare Wanda to tell the truth! You know she believes in Purebred Supremacy? I love a purebred as much as the next fella but here in Cactus Flats we know it’s our mutts who make America great. It’s the mongrels, the mixes like you and me, who make us strong. And let me say this: Unlike Sadsacker, I will always side with America’s underdogs. It’s the underdogs who really made this country.Let me state right now for the record that my Chow, “Foo Foo”, is not “a Chinese agent created by a Wuhan lab.” These folks are crazy! They want to ban canine butt sniffing in our parks, treat all mutts like second-class dogs and, in the name of “freedom,” Wanda wants to ban dog vaccines!Yes, sir. On Tuesday our choice is clear.
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