With numerous Fox News personalities deposed in the Dominion Voting Systems $1.6 billion defamation lawsuit against the network, The Onion asked its hosts and contributors how they felt about the legal proceeding.
List slides“I am the Great Beast risen from the depths of Tartarus to bring oblivion to all; bow before my might as the blood tycoon descends upon the innocent to release your pitiful human forms from the chains of hope.
”“Is this my defamation lawsuit with Dominion Voting Systems, my child custody battle with Dominion Voting Systems, or my medical malpractice lawsuit with Dominion Voting Systems? Please advise.”“I’m a little teacup, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up, hear me shout, ‘Tip me over and pour me out!’ Wait, what was your question?”“Sorry, I’ll have to get back to you. I spilled soup on my head again.
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