THE HEAVENS—Stressing the act amounted to spitting directly on His holy edicts, the Lord our God, Divine Creator and Ruler of the Universe, announced Monday that He was still a little pissed off every time a human takes a bite from an apple. “Look, I know they probably don’t mean it, but I never told humanity they…
THE HEAVENS—Stressing the act amounted to spitting directly on His holy edicts, the Lord our God, Divine Creator and Ruler of the Universe, announced Monday that He was still a little pissed off every time a human takes a bite from an apple.
pple pies, apple sauce, apple galettes. It all just raises my hackles. Sorry, but it’s true. I hate it. I hate it so much.” God added that maybe humanity and Satan could bond over their love of apples when they’re all burning in H
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