SAN DIEGO, CA—Launching a thorough investigation shortly upon entering the event, guests at a housewarming party for local woman Adelaide Talbot reportedly conducted a full financial audit Wednesday after seeing that her apartment was fucking huge. “The probe was automatically triggered after we began the tour and…
SAN DIEGO, CA—Launching a thorough investigation shortly upon entering the event, guests at a housewarming party for local woman Adelaide Talbot reportedly conducted a full financial audit Wednesday after seeing that her apartment was fucking huge.
“The probe was automatically triggered after we began the tour and realized she had a third goddamn bedroom,” said guest Grant Lee, telling reporters that he and fellow attendees had made a full inventory of electronics and furniture as well as the drinks and snacks provided for guests in an effort to determine their host’s economic situation.