Kirby returns to remind us: 'Life is short, eat the cake.'
Kirby returns in 2022 to give us a double-tap of wholesomeness that will hopefully sustain us through this time of monsters as the old world dies and the new one struggles to be born. He comes to remind us, with his signature effortless joy, the lessons we just can’t seem to ever get right: take care of one another, get a good night’s rest, and life is painfully, cruelly short — eat the goddamn cake, preferably with up to three friends.Life is short, eat cake — with up to three friends.
I know that Kirby isn’t real and that he exists to extract capital from me to make an executive rich beyond what is morally acceptable. I also know that stuff like this only helps in that ultimate goal. I know that. But look at that face. Look at that fat, pink, happily-stuffed-with-cake gob and tell me you don’t feel like you could run face-first into a bear.In a time when things are Bad, I’ll take anything, no matter its capitalistic provenance, to get me through it.
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