The only fun war was the Peloponnesian War.
List slidesUnfortunately that only applied to soldiers after World War II“This war is one of the fun ones.”Advertisement“You get great mental health care coverage when you get back.”
Recruits don’t get great mental health treatment post-war from the Veteran Affairs Office but they can use promo code ‘ARMY20’ for 20% off the first month from BetterHelp.“Sexual assault in the military is swiftly investigated and punished and taken seriously.”“Sexual assault in the military is swiftly investigated and punished and taken seriously.”“Adolf Hitler is back to his old tricks again.”The idea of killing Hitler may be appealing, but he already died a long time ago.“The U.S.
This lie is rarely effective because recruiters have difficulty saying it without bursting into laughter.“The movie ticket discounts you’ll get are so worth it.” Recruits know that discounted movie tickets aren’t worth it where today’s streaming services offer premium entertainment at home.“You get to choose a cool code name like Heavy Duty or Sidewinder.”“George H.W. Bush is president and personally asked about you.”Even if George H.W. Bush were president there’s no way he’d know your name.“Shooting an oxygen tank makes it explode.”, but new recruits don’t have to know that.“If you don’t like it, you can always just get yourself killed.
Actually, most positions are far from the front lines and involve supply chain logistics or some shit.Perfectly legal to tell recruits that an actor they admire made the ultimate sacrifice for their country and would be disappointed in anyone unwilling to do likewise.Even if true, who would want to, right?“You’ll be equipped with The Big Fucking Gun from Doom.
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