Marine Biologists Train Highly Intelligent Octopus To Profitably Manage Mid-Size Aluminum Goods Supplier

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HONOLULU—Noting that the cephalopod’s natural problem-solving abilities had far surpassed their expectations, marine biologists at the University of Hawaii reported Friday that they had trained a highly intelligent octopus to profitably manage a mid-sized aluminum goods supplier. “We knew our subject had a high IQ,…

’s natural problem-solving abilities had far surpassed their expectations, marine biologists at the University of Hawaii reported Friday that they had trained a highly intelligent octopus to profitably manage a mid-sized aluminum goods supplier.

“We knew our subject had a high IQ, but we had no idea he’d be hitting such ambitious revenue targets in year one given the international commodities market,” said lead researcher Maureen Kahale, adding that the octopus—known as Ziggy—had been observed administering payroll and tracking inventory across complex global supply chains.

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