“I work a pretty standard New York day of between 19 and 37 hours. My weekly salary ranges between $250,000 and a $15 coupon for lunch at the Olive Garden. It’s never nearly enough to make rent.”
to my alarm, which is a mashup of “Theme from New York, New York,” “Empire State of Mind,” and the audiobook of “The Bonfire of the Vanities.” I spend a few minutes taking in the spectacular view of the city from my apartment on top of the Chrysler Building and then pop over to the Statue of Liberty for a quick morning visit with my roommates, the 1995-era cast of “Friends.”
After my bagel, it’s time to go to work. I commute to my office by hopping in a classic yellow cab and telling the driver to step on it to the nearest subway stop, which I then ride to the Staten Island Ferry, which takes me the rest of the way. There are so many awesome ways to get around the city. I hate all of them.
I work a pretty standard New York day of between nineteen and thirty-seven hours. My weekly salary ranges between two hundred and fifty thousand dollars and a fifteen-dollar coupon for lunch at the Olive Garden. It’s never nearly enough to make rent. When work lets out, it’s time for the real fun to begin. I usually start my evenings by heading to Brooklyn to gentrify a neighborhood, after which I go back to Manhattan to complain about how much cooler Brooklyn used to be.
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