It’s okay. Okay, take a deep breath
Photo: Swell Media/Getty Images/Uppercut RF Remember the languid weeks before Thanksgiving, when you purchased a few gifts and scheduled a few holiday get-togethers, thinking that this was the year you’d be ahead of the game? Thinking that this, finally, was the year you’d set yourself up to have a relaxing holiday? The year you’d parcel things out, the year you’d plan ahead? The year you’d practice time management and really allow yourself some space to actually enjoy the holidays? Well...
Oh damn it! Goddamn it! I hate to be the one to tell you this. Believe me, the news isn’t hitting me any easier. One moment, you’re secretly enjoying a pumpkin-spice latte and browsing J.Crew for your brothers’ gifts, which are still in your online shopping cart, now that you think about it, and the next moment, I’m lying to you about how Christmas is in two weeks when actually it’s in — one week and six days, AHH!. Okay.
Yes! That’s about nine Christmas movies, hmmm? Time to make at least 20 batches of Christmas cookies? If we can just stay awake for three days? Potentially a bad idea, yes, okay. I still think we can maybe calm down. Take another deep breath. Okay. What do we have left to do? Maybe it would help to make a list. Let’s think:• Watch a single Christmas movie
• Hear literally one carol, oh my God, what have we been doing? Where has the time gone? How do we let our life slip away from us, not just at Christmas but every day? Days turn into months, months turn into years, and where are we? And why? When is the last time we thought about — really thought about — what we were doing and what we wanted? It was probably around the last time we:Okay. Let’s just keep it very simple.
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