By Amy BlevindaleEarlier this year, my family suffered an unimaginable tragedy when we lost my beautiful 5-year-old son Gavin. While out on a walk, Gavin stepped into a crosswalk and was immediately struck and killed by a speeding self-driving Tesla, ending his young, precious life.Make no mistake, this accident was…
Haha. Okay. Wow. Where to even begin here. I know you’re super sad about your precious little son or whatever, but Elon Musk is a literal superhero genius who is working around the clock to revolutionize the way we kill people.Seriously. Name someone who has done more for killing people than Elon Musk. I’ll wait. Checkmate, bitches. Game, set, and match.
That’s right. Every day, Elon Musk puts his blood, sweat, and hard-earned billions of dollars into revolutionizing human murder for lucky people like your son. Whether it’s self-driving cars, rockets, or brain implants, Elon is killing people everywhere—not just your little boy Gavin—for the betterment of humanity.Now, I know what you’re thinking: “My son is dead.” “Boo-hoo.” “Me, me, me.” But here’s the thing. That’s what Elon does every single day.
Honestly, I’m actually a little jealous. In many ways, I wish I had been run over by one of Elon’s self-driving Teslas. At least I would have appreciated it.It’s sad, but people like you are always so afraid of change. Instead of embracing things like your son dying, you’d rather be arrogant and selfish and stand in the way of Elon and Tesla using completely stunning technology to slaughter other innocent people.
Deutschland Neuesten Nachrichten, Deutschland Schlagzeilen
Similar News:Sie können auch ähnliche Nachrichten wie diese lesen, die wir aus anderen Nachrichtenquellen gesammelt haben.
830,000 Tesla vehicles could be affected by an expanded Autopilot investigationTesla is facing increased scrutiny as the NHTSA drastically expands its investigation of the automaker's Autopilot and Full Self-Driving features.
Weiterlesen »
NHTSA Upgrades Tesla Investigation Into Emergency Vehicle CrashesThe NHTSA investigation into Tesla's autonomous and semi-autonomous driving tech has been upgraded to an 'engineering analysis'.
Weiterlesen »
A Tesla Caught On Fire Three Weeks After Sitting At A Wrecking Yard | CarscoopsA Tesla Caught On Fire Three Weeks After Sitting At A Wrecking Yard | Carscoops carscoops
Weiterlesen »
Tesla Model Y=1 Out Of Every 3 New EVs Registered In US In 2022This article describes the top performance of the Tesla Model Y in new EVs registered in the US in Q1 2022.
Weiterlesen »
Mining Bitcoin With Tesla Solar & PowerwallMining Bitcoin is pretty bad for the environment due to coal's primary power source. Another key source is natural gas.
Weiterlesen »
New 2023 Chevrolet Blazer primed to take on Tesla Model Y | AutocarIt's the new chevrolet Blazer EV - a boldly styled electric SUV to rival the Tesla Model Y. And it might even come to Europe...
Weiterlesen »