Comedian Roy Wood Jr. gave viewers a handy update on Trump as the ex-president braces for his arrest on Tuesday
“You know Trump gotta be mad,” said the comedian Monday night. “He paid all that hush money, didn’t nobody hush. It’s messed up. It’s in the word: Hush. Shhhh! But no affair — no affair — has been less hushed than this one. Everybody know about this damn affair. There’s un-contacted tribes in the Amazon who know that Trump boned Stormy Daniels.”
Still, Wood said that “it’s not all bad for Trump,” who reportedly “managed to raise $5 million from his supporters” in the 48 hours following his indictment. “Do you know how many cigarettes that will get you in prison?” Wood asked. The comic mused that “going to jail might be the new way to fundraise if you’re a politician,” and added, “Hillary probably sitting around like, ‘Hell, $5 million. Shit, maybe they shoulda locked me up.
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