“I am pretty sure presiding over the preventable deaths of 160,000 Americans and the worst economic crash since the Great Depression would be disqualifying,” Meyers said
’s alleged wish to have his face etched into the side of Mount Rushmore to the idea of a soon-to-be fired fast-food worker seeking an employee-of-the-month award.
“That’s like going up to a priest after Mass and asking him, ‘So what’s the process for adding someone to the trinity? What if it was like, the Father, the Son, the Holy Spirit, and the Dan?’” Meyers joked of asaying that the Trump administration had previously inquired about the process of adding more presidents to the national monument.
“And even if there was a process to get on Mount Rushmore, I am pretty sure presiding over the preventable deaths of 160,000 Americans and the worst economic crash since the Great Depression would be disqualifying,” the comedian added. “That’s like asking your boss at Chipotle when you’re getting your employee-of-the-month plaque after you get caught stirring guacamole with your skateboard.”, Trump has long sought to figure out how to get his face on Mount Rushmore.
“I’m pretty sure the other presidents would be weirded out having Trump next to them,” Meyers speculated on. “They’d all scooch over to one side of the mountain like passengers on the F train after a dude takes a dump.”But after looking for a silver lining to one of the more inane Trump stories of the last four years, Meyers conceded that finding a photo to immortalize the president would be an enjoyable endeavor.
“Would it be this photo of Trump coming back from his Tulsa rally, looking like he just got fired from his job as a door-to-door vacuum salesman?” Meyers said, flashing a“How about that one from the GOP debate, where it looks like he’s farting and getting kicked in the balls at the same time?” Meyers added, referencing the picture below, captured during a 2015 primary debate in Las Vegas.
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