SNL mocks arrested Trump, who compares himself to Jesus on Easter: “They will come for me, lock me away, because just like Jesus all I did was be friendly to a sex worker, and now they want to put me in jail...”
“You know, many people are saying we’re very similar. We’re both very tall, very popular, and both, frankly, white Americans,” he continued. “You know, Jesus did some incredible things. Some would call them Miracles, in terms of fish and with regard to bread. Fish and bread, you know. He rose from the dead on the third day; I would have done it faster…”
Trump proceeded to compare his rival Ron DeSantis to Judas, who can’t even “get the gays out of Disney World,” before claiming Jesus is a “nepo baby” far inferior to Trump. “They will come for me, lock me away, because just like Jesus all I did was be friendly to a sex worker, and now they want to put me in jail,” he added.
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