There’s No Life To Be Found in Disney’s Family Horror Haunted Mansion

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There’s No Life To Be Found in Disney’s Family Horror Haunted Mansion
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An ugly, bloated, ungainly mess of shallow brand augmentation, Haunted Mansion is a spiritless commercial. tracesauveur's review:

), though the lack of any sense of individual style or flourish may make it hard to discern that it was directed by anyone at all. Simien becomes yet another casualty in a long line of interesting independent filmmakers sucked up by the Disney franchise conglomerate in order to churn out expensive heaps of cheap plastic.

The comedic appeal of performers like Wilson, Haddish, and especially DeVito is bungled, their personalities diluted by being structured around attempts at humor that the performers don’t seem too confident in—everyone is operating at a lukewarm register that makes every scene play with an ambivalent, low-energy mien.

Making a movie based on a ride should be an excuse to throw the craziest ideas at the wall to see what sticks, overloading on creativity to try to match the immediate sensory anticipation and thrill of experiencing the actual attraction

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