And the internet is well and truly horrified
But despite small morning gestures meaning the world of difference to many relationships, the internet was left horrified by one couple’s morning ritual that went viral onPosting a video of her boyfriend, the user @innercartographie shared: ‘He just woke me up with a fresh coconut, took my basal body temperature for my natural cycle charting and is feeding me jackfruit in bed.There’s a lot to unpack here. First things first, a coconut is not caffeine.
Then, let’s move onto the jackfruit. Specifically, jackfruit in bed. The tough skin, the sticky sap covering the inside... Please, someone think of the sheets.user. ‘He’s making sure you’re healthy so he can harvest your organs,’ joked another. ‘If he didn’t analyze her cervical mucus too it isn’t real love,’ added a third while someone else concluded: ‘I’ll take the French accent and leave the rest.
In response to the internet’s reaction @innercartographie cleared up in a subsequent video: ‘I want to be a doula… so this is nothing for me. For other people, it might be much but, for me, I have to go deep immediately because I can’t answer the question “what do you do” without talking about bodies.'
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