From GP waiting times to cost of living and energy – we put a smile back on Sun readers’ faces thanks to our top gags
WHAT do you call a street full of potholes and ice cream? Rocky Road.
THE guys fixing the potholes on our road have vanished . I have no idea when they’re going to resurface.Energy billsWhen I was younger I was afraid of the dark. Now I see the electric bills and I’m afraid of the lightDATE: I’m instantly attracted to men with power. Me: I’ve just paid my electricity bill.
WHEN I was younger I was afraid of the dark. Now I see the electric bills and I’m afraid of the light.Don't trust a forecast of a change in the weather for the better. It’s just a frontI ASKED my Siri speaker: “Surely the weather isn’t going to be this miserable again tomorrow?” She replied: “Yes it will be – and don’t call me Shirley”.WHAT’S worse than raining cats and dogs in Britain this month? Hailing taxis.Petrol prices are so high these days I used vodka in my mower.
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