What To Say When Someone Asks Why You Don’t Have Kids

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Deciding not to become a parent is a deeply personal choice, but for some, it’s also the perfect excuse to start a loud and dumb conversation. If someone asks you why you don’t have kids, this is exactly what you should say.

“The Bible says that anyone who has children will die in a blimp accident.”“Until the Broncos find someone who can really excel at quarterback, I just don’t see them making a deep playoff run.”“Until the Broncos find someone who can really excel at quarterback, I just don’t see them making a deep playoff run.”

Everyone knows that someone asking why you don’t have kids is really just a polite way of asking for your thoughts on the Denver Broncos.

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