How many times have I crawled out of bed to issue a new pregnancy announcement in the last few months? I’m losing count. Congratulations, though. There isn’t a better way to kick off Monday than doing it all over again, this time with Rooney Mara and Joaquin Phoenix. Wait... what?!\n
posted a picture of some monarchs, with the caption: “Eventually butterflies get bored sitting on a flower for too long. They start feeling smothered. It’s a great big world and they want to experience it.”reports the post came after photos of Megan Fox kicking it with Machine Gun Kelly in his sportswear surfaced on Friday, May 15. Sure, they were just cast in Midnight in the Switchgrass together.
But reps for both didn’t respond toAlthough speculation in matters such as these are fraught, it’s a bit weird to call your own wife a flower, and you a butterfly. It’s not the 1950s; haven’t we moved on from base sexist analogies about men sucking their partner’s vitality up through a straw?Anyway, the photos of Kelly and Fox are too expensive for me to properly flaunt Friday’s hot and horny car ride. Instead, I’ve drawn my best approximation of them below.
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