Your Horoscopes — Week Of August 11, 2020

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Gemini: You’ll finally find a man who loves you for who you are, but unfortunately he’s every bit as miserable as you might expect.

The gods do indeed enjoy playing games with our lives—tempting us with power and driving us mad with hubris—but you, they just enjoy seeing get hit in the balls.You’ll suffer from a continuing inability to enjoy anything but the company of friends and family, the satisfaction of a job well done, and the knowledge that you have lived a life of dignity.You’ll finally find a man who loves you for who you are, but unfortunately he’s every bit as miserable as you might expect.

Artistic expression has never been your strength, so it’s frankly mystifying when the National Gallery puts your margin doodles on display just to trash them.Sometimes it’s good to just sit back and watch the universe unfolding. But other times, such as next Tuesday, it’s good to stop baby carriages from rolling in front of buses.Due to your optimism, your death next week will come as a big surprise; however, due to your devout Christianity, what comes after will be a terrible shock.

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