Here's approximately seven gazillion questions about the teenage rom-com that brought 4evrmalone momentary joy, but mostly deep, deep existential despair
????? Photo: Courtesy of Netflix You can watch The Kissing Booth 2 on Netflix now, but I must warn you that if you do you will almost certainly have questions. I did. Seven gazillion of them, to be precise, about the second installment in the franchise that revolves around the idea that high-school students would be psyched to pay to make out with their classmates, blindfolded, in the age of the cell-phone camera and Instagram.
Also, what the hell kind of high-school senior is texting her boyfriend shit like “take care”? Photo: Courtesy of Netflix Look, I’m all for teenage girls being able to wear truly whatever they want, finger-tipped-length shorts and two-finger-width tank-top straps be damned … But wasn’t there a whole thing in the last movie about how short her skirt was? Because the skirt Elle is currently wearing is the same size.
And why does every teen in this movie look like they are nearly 30? It’s probably because they are. Photo: Courtesy of Netflix How big is this fancy high school? Is that what you pay extra for? Longer hallways for your klutzy best friend to have to traverse while trying to stop you from humiliating yourself? Hmm. Photo: Courtesy of Netflix.
Did Jacob Elordi and Joey King break up before they started filming this? Or during it? Was that extremely awkward? Sure. Photo: Courtesy of Netflix. Doesn’t Noah play on the football team? Doesn’t he have practice? Games? An NCAA-enforced dry period leading up to those games?Did the bartender just check Elle’s ID vertically? If it’s a California fake, it should be horizontal.
When Did Elle and Lee find time to make custom DDR T-shirts to practice in? Perhaps in the time not spent doing their homework? Did they ever discuss splitting the $50,000 prize, or is Marco just doing this out of the goodness of his heart and the apparent fact that he has no homework to do?Are Elle and Marco going to make out on this Ferris wheel?Is Marco about to bust out his guitar and play “Wonderwall”?
Why is Lee not stepping in to tell Rachel that it’s not Elle’s fault he never talked to Elle about being less of a third wheel? BRB, getting “Lee Flynn sucks” tattooed on my bicep. Rachel heard Lee say he’d dump her if Elle asked? And then still decided to date him? Rachel, girl, therapy!Chloe is a secret pool shark who is “immune to the charms of Noah Flynn.” Okay, why is this not the shoehorned queer B-plot?
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