“A famous, wonderful man arrested for no reason at all,” the fake Trump said, adding, “If you haven’t put it together folks, I’m comparing myself to Jesus, again.̶…
Johnson’s Trump then began to draw parallels between himself and Jesus, and in typical Trump-fashion noted, “He rose from the dead on the third day. I would have done it faster. Possibly two days. I think we could have done it a lot faster.”
Johnson’s Trump couldn’t resist trying to lessen the miracle of Easter, remarking how he’s “even better” than Jesus because he’s a self-made billionaire, whereas Jesus was a “nepo baby,” fathered directly by God himself. The fake Trump even compared Stormy Daniels to Mary Magdalene, saying “all I did was be friendly to a sex worker, and now they want to put me in jail.”
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